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A Player Broke My Win-Check in One Line. Here's the Rebuild.
Last post I made the case for the deterministic oracle: the LLM talks, plain code decides who won. I stand by every word of that. But the implemen...
The LLM Talks. The Code Decides.
Three posts in, Professor Maier can hold his character and — with enough pressure — crack ( last post ). Which brings up the question I'v...
A 2B Model Keeps Breaking Character. The Fix Is Fewer Rules, Not More.
The model loads ( last post ). Now the real work: making a 2-billion-parameter model be Professor Maier, turn after turn, without slipping.
Beca...
Your First Local Model in .NET Won't Load. Here's Why.
Your First Local Model in .NET Won't Load. Here's Why.
In the last post I introduced Professor Maier, the flat-earther you argue with — of...
I Won an Argument With a Local LLM. I Just Had to Make It Say One Sentence.
I Won an Argument With a Local LLM. I Just Had to Make It Say One Sentence.
Me: "You can watch ships vanish hull-first over the horizon. That...