PIWONKA

05.08.2026

It runs on my machine. Professor Maier believes, deflects, and can be honestly beaten (last post). Five posts of building, and now the part nobody puts in the tutorial: getting it onto someone else's machine.

25.07.2026

Last post I made the case for the deterministic oracle: the LLM talks, plain code decides who won. I stand by every word of that. But the implementation I showed you — scan the reply for "the Earth is a globe" — has a hole you can drive a truck through.

21.07.2026

Three posts in, Professor Maier can hold his character and — with enough pressure — crack (last post). Which brings up the question I've been dodging since the start: when he finally says "the Earth is a globe," who decides that counts as winning?

18.07.2026

The model loads (last post). Now the real work: making a 2-billion-parameter model be Professor Maier, turn after turn, without slipping. Because it will slip. Left alone, a small model does three annoying things: it forgets its own rules, it gets helpful — "As an AI, I should clarify that the Earth is actually a globe!" — and it rambles until it accidentally says the one sentence it was never supposed to say. Every one of those is a broken illusion.

16.07.2026

In the last post I introduced Professor Maier, the flat-earther you argue with — offline, in C#, no cloud. Before he can be smug at you, though, he has to load. And this is where nearly everyone loses their first evening.